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Consumer
05-08-2002, 10:11 PM
http://www.sonikonline.com/pix_files/lucky_drag/images/ld3.jpg
king egorock
05-08-2002, 10:43 PM
jonny is C.I.A. from another planethttp://www.azcentral.com/rep/gifs3/0214dragon.jpg
Consumer
05-08-2002, 10:57 PM
He woks.
king egorock
05-09-2002, 02:18 AM
johnny is connected. he's friends with cool cats like 70's jazz musician jimmy castor.
king egorock
05-09-2002, 02:30 AM
jonny has pets.
Ill.ek.tro.bot
05-09-2002, 03:16 AM
...."Someone smoke a weed in here"....-jonny...:bounce
gary
05-09-2002, 03:54 AM
yea man jonny's ass put a hit out on me once and I paid the hit man more to knock him off instead, we have been going back and forth for some time now. This shit is getting really expensive!!

:ninja I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE :ninja

Jonny :reload
king egorock
05-09-2002, 04:17 AM
jonny also knows the force ...for he is a jedi master!
The Ariel
05-09-2002, 06:03 AM
hmmm...odd lightsaber placement :rotfl
king egorock
05-09-2002, 07:36 AM
jonny even has his own television show
KYFA
05-09-2002, 09:57 AM
Shit I DO I DO

:bounce :bounce :bounce :bounce :bounce :bounce

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CLOKWIZE
05-09-2002, 11:03 AM
As in the "Jimmy Castor Bunch"?

As in "The bubble bunch....the bubble bunch....rock-in' to the beat?"

HAHAHAHA

JONNY is my new hero if he knows Jimmy Castor....can he get him to perform that song live??

-WIZE

:slayer :metal :metal :slayer
Consumer
05-09-2002, 11:12 AM
Yeah - Jimmy Castor as in the one that was jacked for a busted-ass house party flyer a few months ago :fu
CLOKWIZE
05-09-2002, 11:19 AM
how'd he get jacked??

'Splain.

Whose party??

-WIZE
Consumer
05-09-2002, 11:26 AM
I happened to have is sitting here, so I scanend it:
Consumer
05-09-2002, 11:28 AM
...and this was the flyer we put out 2 months earlier:
CLOKWIZE
05-09-2002, 11:33 AM
Agreed, those flyers were janky, but I had no idea they had ganked the design.

talk to the dude who designed those flyers, I'm just a monkey that plays records.

That is funny though. LOL

:slayer :slayer :slayer

-WIZE
Consumer
05-09-2002, 11:36 AM
I think its pretty funny - no need to talk to anyone :laughing

Biters just help show who the originators are :D
CLOKWIZE
05-09-2002, 12:28 PM
totally.

biters can lick me where my pee comes out.

biters get the :fu :fu :fu :fu

-WIZE
X-Gote
05-09-2002, 05:38 PM
Johnny's nemesis(ES). (http://web.mit.edu/patil/www/media/video/yatta.asf)
abacus
05-09-2002, 06:45 PM
Johnny looked a little better with blue hair. If you didn't see him when he had blue hair, you missed some dope style.
Cleansweep
05-10-2002, 03:28 AM
Johnny is a pimp! He always hooks up the pot stickers after the kitchen is closed! Plus he looks good as a jedi, and always has the hot asian girls around!!! Can't beat that!:monkey
king egorock
05-10-2002, 05:47 AM
jonny has his own time machine.
king egorock
05-10-2002, 06:45 AM
no really, jonny is CIA from another planet.
Cleansweep
05-10-2002, 10:17 AM
I new he worked for the goverment!!!:raging
king egorock
05-11-2002, 04:20 PM
in jamaica jonny is known as "the original badmon rasta"
abacus
05-11-2002, 04:36 PM
jonny is the orignawl Rude Bwoy!
Cleansweep
05-11-2002, 05:09 PM
fuck, i knew johnny was a dread:banana
Mestizo125
05-13-2002, 11:29 AM
**** jonny!
squared
06-16-2002, 03:01 AM
Most of y'all didn't know this, but Johnny moved to America from Japan (contrary to his claims of ethnicity) after a stint with fame went awry. Johnny was part of Japan's favorite boy band "The Green Leafs" until he was voted out by the other members, having been scorned for his rebellious attitude, when he refused to don the groups patented "fig leaf underpants". This occured just before the group released thier chart topper "Yatta!", written by Johnny, which the group's Nippon-based Record Label still retains the rights to. Sometimes, after the lights at the Lucky Dragon go down and shop is closed for the evening, you might catch Johnny muttering his lost smash hit under his breath, donning the painful memories of fame lost, and those "fig leaf underpants" that never made it to the limelight.
http://www.blackcode.org/ShangriLa/store/yattaX.jpg
X-Gote
06-16-2002, 03:24 AM
finally, someone watched that yatta movie I was really promoting a long time ago. Great things take a long time to catch on.
posit
06-16-2002, 02:58 PM
i just watched the vid... don't know whether to be amused, or frightened for my life :laughing :laughing :eek :daeth

big up the fat, old guy on the right though-- he must be the manager or some shit :up
mS. ThAnG
06-16-2002, 07:32 PM
thOUGHT YOU KNEW ALL THE PIMS GRADUATED FROM CAMELBACK!
KYFA
06-16-2002, 09:23 PM
But dont you think he is better off...:devil
Consumer
08-23-2002, 10:17 AM
bump for those who missed it the first time around :rinse