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Katie/007
01-27-2003, 11:56 PM
Be serious, nothing perverted.
Preecha
01-28-2003, 01:30 AM
Work
Janus
01-28-2003, 02:18 AM
get hit by a car... going 30mph or less
Pureform
01-28-2003, 02:41 AM
bet on the super bowl.;) :D
rice
01-28-2003, 10:40 AM
work for Wells Fargo Home Mortgage! Oi Oi....

work at that Lemmon Aid stand at metro center....where they pounce up and down~! and wear that horrible costume~!
clay
01-28-2003, 12:45 PM
sell mexican pharmaceuticals to candy kids for 25 bucks a pop.
...not that i ever used to:crackhead
NextLevel
01-28-2003, 12:50 PM
there are two ways:

1: find something that you are willing to do that no one else is

2: find something that you can do, that most people arent able to



thats really the only way to make $$$$


well... I guess you could slip and fall in a circle K and sue:p
some guy
01-28-2003, 02:52 PM
street pharmacutical distribution
carymakebaby
01-28-2003, 03:46 PM
jiggalo.....
Wage
01-28-2003, 10:32 PM
ghet yo a$$ on a tv reality show. :fu
Dub-U-Eff
01-28-2003, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Janus
get hit by a car... going 30mph or less preferably at Barrett-Jackson auto auction...
serota
01-29-2003, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by rice
work at that Lemmon Aid stand at metro center....where they pounce up and down~! and wear that horrible costume~! [/B]

yah! hot dog on a stiiiiiick! i can't imagine they get paid too well tho..



i think bartenders make a fair amount of money...
amanda
02-06-2003, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by serota
i think bartenders make a fair amount of money...


Only if they're female, have big tits and work in dive bars....
IonSant
02-06-2003, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by amanda
Only if they're female, have big tits and work in dive bars....

what is a dive bar?
rice
02-06-2003, 11:13 AM
bush dive? at alaskan bush company....:love
illone
02-06-2003, 01:40 PM
dive bar = hole in the wall spot

small, locals only joint... juke box, and strong drinks
illone
02-06-2003, 01:57 PM
from the wise words of the one they call AJ....

Hey, here's another way to make money. You guys ready? With this scheme I am about to present to you, you will be able to buy a car and live in your own room.
I like to call it the paper scheme. Here we go:

Step 1) Get a local newspaper.
Step 2) Turn to the classified section
Step 3) Look at the jobs section
Step 4) Call up the ad that advertises a desire for your skills and send your resume.

WOW! In 4 easy steps I got a JOB and made income! It works! TRUST ME! I only worked a measly two weeks and I was able to buy food at a restaurant better than McDonalds. Maybe in two months I'll be able to buy a '91 Corolla.

You guys need to take advantage of this loophole before JOBS go away altogether and then the only way to make money is to mooch off your parents, who somehow grow money on their private trees (they couldn't possibly have a JOB too, could they?)

click here (http://www.monster.com) for some real life testimonials!
MikeDiggity
05-07-2003, 11:06 PM
write a quick "how to" pamphlet about something you know really well... then sell it in classifieds........

or do the thing that i'm doing below in my sig
Luv2Party
07-01-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by MikeDiggity
or do the thing that i'm doing below in my sig

does that really work?
Diosa
07-01-2003, 04:13 PM
Find an 80 year old billionaire on life support and have him leave you all of his money when he croaks...

Anna Nicole style :rolleyes


Or get a job :D
MikeDiggity
07-04-2003, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by Luv2Party
does that really work?


um.. there is no link anymore..
but when it was there.. yes it did work..


you can check my webpage 4 that type of shizzle at.

http://easycheez.8m.com
Konsept
07-22-2003, 04:18 PM
Get a food handlers card and sell food to hungry business people...but you'd hafta learn how to cook... :holy shit

Pawn something WORTH pawing...
f3/\r teh Phorced Access
07-22-2003, 04:34 PM
kill a rich dude in pv and sell his house.....
orion
07-22-2003, 05:01 PM
if you want a serious answer, then real estate. after a few years of smart investing you'll never have to work a job again. the best part is, banks love to lend money for real estate if you can show them its a good deal, because even if something goes wrong, they have a property as collateral. go read rich dad/poor dad by robert kiyosaki, it'll get you started. i'll be buying my first investment property within 2 months!
Technician
09-20-2003, 05:48 PM
Learn how to play poker...preferably Texas Hold 'Em.

Get really, really good.

Enter the world championship of poker, win.


Its that third part that's still kind of hard.
atom_saves
12-13-2003, 04:40 PM
-give plasma
-give sperm
jcb
12-13-2003, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Technician
Learn how to play poker...preferably Texas Hold 'Em.

Get really, really good.

Enter the world championship of poker, win.


Its that third part that's still kind of hard.

A couple friends of mine (who used to be day traders!) are now playing poker full time on the internet as their form of income.. that's what i wanna do!

texas holdem all day every day :D :D :D