the top 10 things that gross you out.

[viXen]

1) hearing a guy piss with the door open
2) hairy backs
3) the smell of seafood
4) that little white spermy thing attatched to the egg yolk
5) cleaning up Sam's (my puppy/dog) puke
6) kissing someone who smokes ciggs
7) COCKROACHES and bees
8) some of the graphic images on rotten.com
9) beastiality
10) drinking way-beyond-spoiled sour milk (by FAR the worst thing I've ever tasted. ugh.)

[Consumer]

1. Tweakers
2. Pubes on toilet seats
3. Mayonaise-based cold picnic foods (egg salad, potato salad, etc.)
4. Coffee that's been on a burner for more than 20 minutes
5. E-tards
6. Red Meat
7. "DJ Crotch"
8. Mustard
9. About 50% of the content on Consumption Junction
10. Pickled anything, including pickles

[hardcore junkie]

1. tweakers
2. unhygenic girls(wash that shit) nothing grosser than hookin up with a "good chick" and having a nasty stench
3. over paid dj's
4. seafood
5. fat girls in clothes that are 3 sizes too small
6. arizonas dying hatrid for hardcore
7. egotistical muthaF*kas

[CitizenUpwrite]

-that iridescent sheen on ham and other meats

-vengeful people

-litter, litter that is a used, fecied-up diaper

-most logo t shirts

-screaming babies or children, particularly if they are screaming, "But I wanted that..."

-processed yellow boozesauce vomit the morning after

-the word "snack"

-underground concrete Korean fish market

-congealed fat (never save ANYTHING from Cracker Barrel in the refrigerator, even for a few hours :eek )

-those public outdoor/indoor toilet things at national parks that drop off into a huge void of human waste

[jadis]

1: the ways sulfur smells
2: people that don't have call waiting/ answering machines
3: people driving other than me
4: poop/vomit
5: people that talk mess behind other peoples back
6: taking tests/public speaking
7: egotistical males/wimpy males
8: after-sex cleanup
9: slobber-y kissers
10: soft core porn :down

[Katie/007]

Your mom!!!

Fo'real though,
-people on drugs
-public restrooms!!!!
-someone elses hair in my salad
-dirty dishes (especially that aren't mine)
-old perverted men!
-FEET!!
-the feeling when you need to change your tampon, ewe (sorry boys)
-road kill
-when riana is sitting across from me in the computer lab:fu




;)

[Vada]

I have way more than ten:
-uncut toenails
-hairy backs/shoulders
-knowing my best friend fucked some guy while I was passed out in the same bed
-tweakers
-rotting teeth (which susually comes from tweaking)
-the smell of piercings or jewelry
-Leone-he's just gross. ;)
-Avril Lavigne (sp) ha ha!
-greasy hair
-mushrooms
-pig jello- Serbian "delicacy" made form pig fat with the innards and everything...blech
-watching my friend eat pig jello
-bong water
-watching the Jackass guys give themselves papercuts...in the webbing of their fingers and toes....*gag*.

[rephlektiv]

Geezus, with lists like that it's hard to type original stuff, but i'm going to try:

- pr0n of old people
- pigs feet in a jar
- the smell of meat based/BBQ dog toys.. gag.
- beef jerky.. ESPECIALLY when it gets warm in the sun
- anchovies and most supposidly "edible" fishy stuff..
- The Aztec SUV Automobile
- Toupes and bald peoples attempt at the COMBOVER
- Tunafish when it gets stuck in your teeth.. eeeeew.
- Port-a-potties

[Dub-U-Eff]

So I was talking to 'this one guy' the other day and he brought up an interesting theory...I've never really found an appropriate place to post this, and although this is not a list of the things I dislike, there are a lot of 'poop-related' comments....The theory originates way back in the day when we were little kids...approx 2-4. This age is when the potty-training begins (remember how much fun that was?!?). Yeah, you've got yer own mini-potti next to the porcelain gigantor shitter which you plan on moving up to in the near future. Yer parents are watching you everytime you poop, rooting you on (they might as well have pom-poms). "Go Johnny! You can do it! GOOD POOPIE!" You turn around all proud-like and admire yer mini-poop-pile. Then, the lil protein squirt gets flushed down the toilet and thus you become very sad, almost depressed. Fast forward to now. You're 18 and still turning around every time you 'drop bombs', still feeling proud of yer poop, but, now it's much bigger....A sense of warmth and peace falls over you when the 2-footer gets unloaded. Now for the phsycology of the whole deal...Notice yerself, to this day, turning around looking at yer poop...Proud, free, liberated.....This is a direct result of being made proud of yer doo-doos at an early age. Turning around, looking at the poop, almost analyzing it as if we were doctors poking and prodding at a cancerous growth...It's almost like learning how to verbalize...You learned it when you were young and you'll be doing it the rest of yer life. This carries over into adult life and whether we like it or not, affects each and every one of us every time we sit down! So next time you take a crap, pat yerself on the back and say "good-job _______"! You were programmed to do it...Just embrace the poop-joy!

[Vada]

:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

[mr.mendez]

Originally posted by Dub-U-Eff
So I was talking to 'this one guy' the other day and he brought up an interesting theory...I've never really found an appropriate place to post this, and although this is not a list of the things I dislike, there are a lot of 'poop-related' comments....The theory originates way back in the day when we were little kids...approx 2-4. At this age is when the potty-training begins (remember how much fun that was?!?). Yeah, you've got yer own mini-potti next to the porcelain gigantor shitter which you plan on moving up to in the near future. Yer parents are watching you everytime you poop, somewhat rooting you on (they might as well have pom-poms). "Go Johnny! You can do it! GOOD POOPIE!" You turn around all proud-like and admire yer mini-poop-pile. Then the lil protein squirt gets flushed down the toilet and thus become very sad, almost depressed. Fast forward to now. You're 18 and still turning around every time you 'drop bombs', still feeling proud of yer poop, but, not it's much bigger....A sense of warnth and peace falls over you when the 2-footer gets unloaded. Now for the phsycology of the whole deal...Notice yerself, to this day, turning around looking at yer poop...Proud, free, liberated.....This is a direct result of being made proud of yer doo-doos at an early age. Turning around, looking at the poop, almost analyzing it as if we were doctors poking and prodding at a cancerous growth...It's almost like learning how to verbalize...You learned it when you were young and you'll be doing it the rest of yer life. This carries over into adult life and whether we like it or not, affects each and every one of us every time we sit down! So next time you take a crap, pat yerself on the back and say "good-job _______"! You were programmed to do it...Just embrace the poop-joy!


BRILLIANT!!!:slayer :eek :laughing :eek :laughing :eek :laughing :crying

[cpud]

:holy shit hahahaha nice!

[Cleansweep]

1. Chewing with your mouth open
2. Toes (i don't love them toes!)
3. Mustaches on girls
4. dookie left un-flushed in public restrooms
5. MILK (unless in cereal)
6. 90% of TV and Movies that are out
7. Pop-Punk
8. scooping up cat poop
9. Ja Rule & Murder inc.
10. Seeing family members naked by accident:confused

[Preecha]

Winston lol

[f3/\r teh Phorced Access]

Nice one Winston.

[ana]

keep in mind, these are things that not only gross me out, but have actually made me gag to the point of almost vomiting-->

--when your shower or sink drain is clogged with hair and you turn the water on and it just sits there, and in the shower, it makes your feet scummy and it's really slippery the next time you get in.

--getting that hair ball out of your drain

--actually, just hair in general

--mayonnaise

--peeling large pieces of sunburned skin

--that reminds me, goldmember peeling off those flakes of skin and saving and/or eating them

--the pudding scene in "dead alive"

--this huge blister on my finger from getting burned last night, that keeps filling up with puss

--when cats put their buttholes in your face

--also, the male butthole

--smegma

--the thought of slitting your wrist

--pig skin chips...not fried rinds, but the other kind where you can actually see the hair folicles

--the smell of vinegar

--sometimes i gag while watching "dawn of the dead"

[NextLevel]

Winston, That "guy" was YOU! Dont try to pull the wool over thier eyes!

[Castor]

Originally posted by ana


--also, the male butthole




awww... whats wrong with the male butthole? I love it personally. :up

[MCAtombomb]

10)Martha Stewart
9)Stadiums bulit with taxpayer money
8)Any ringworm picture on rotten.com
7)Spam
6)Kids with runny noses
5)Exhaust
4)Zoos
3)Boy bands (inculdes 80's hair bands)
2)George W. Bush
1)Mormons

[Dub-U-Eff]

Originally posted by ana
--the pudding scene in "dead alive"

NICE ONE!!! great flick...and it was no surprise to me when he went on to direct LOTR.

[dgirl]

1. ice cream
2. shit marks on the toilet
3. the smell of shit
4. MEAT
5. seafood
6. people who chew gum and smoke at the same time
7. eggs
8. girls who wear too much makeup
9. stretch marks
10. (and the most disgusting thing ever) MILK.

[Dub-U-Eff]

Originally posted by NextLevel
Winston, That "guy" was YOU! Dont try to pull the wool over thier eyes! Damn, my cover was blown....time for damage control

[Polytrickster]

Absolutely lame.

[eternalSRH]

1. liars
2. people who don't smoke pot
3. people that can drive
4. twackers
5. etards
6. bees & spiders(fuck you i'm still manly)
7. the smell of vix
8. terrorists
9. our crooked ass U.S govt.
10. John Ashcroft and his uptight Christian Beliefs

[viXen]

haha NICE. I hate Avril Lavigne too!

[paulfear]

ten things that gross me out?

-the smell of hot water going down my garbage disposal. those things are just like nasty collectors of rot.

-the smell of the sewage treatment plant down the street. its rank, and it looks like it is just a little building with a lot of swimming pools in the back that are boiling hot chocolate. nasty steamy frothy badness.

-seafood, 12 hours in a car that reeks of raw seafood after your cooler breaks open and soaks the floor with unfreezing raw seafood juice will do that to you. ick.

-the thought of bob dole on viagra getting busy. :eek

-chitterlings (chitlins) these things are smell foul.

-overhearing someone approach their mother and say "hey mom, i think i have cock rot, see?" :eek

-chicks with skidmarks in their underwear. :eek damn, wash that shit or burn the evidence. nasty!

-animal farts. man pets lay down some of the most foul air bombs around. and they look at you all innocent or get a whiff and run away, meanwhile your face is melting off.

-roadkill. man, that is nasty stuff. especially 3 to 5 days afterwards when it has been baking in the sun. especially here, since its always either deer, oppossums, skunks, or racoons. skunks are RANK.

-that scene in van wilder where all the frat guys are eating the cream filled eclaires (donuts) but the cream is really dog sperm. and they're making comments like "ooh, its still warm"

[Vada]

I'd like to add one:

The new "punk" look (which also ties in with Avril Lavigne) is absolutely retarded. Ties are what businessmen and rude boys wear. Punks are not supposed to be into the whole conformity thing and yet I see all the neo-punks wearing ties screaming "Fuck the govt.!!" Where's the 'hawks, wheres the chains from the nose to the black leather jacket with Anti-Flag and AAA and Rancid patches. When did punk become cool!?! It makes me sick to me stomach knowing my sister (who used to give me shit for knee high Doc's, plaid skirts, and used t-shirts from Goodwill) now takes part in the trend because Avril made pop-punk cool for all the other sheep out there.

[Pureform]

Originally posted by Vada
I'd like to add one:

Where's the 'hawks, wheres the chains from the nose to the black leather jacket with Anti-Flag and AAA and Rancid patches.

go to an anti-war rally. :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

[eternalSRH]

I am pretty sure that kids were doing that shit far before Avril Lavgine even had a cd out. Punk has been changing far before Avrils teeny bopper lyrics even reached the scene. She's not punk for the record, she's just an annoying little girl caught between a fist and a hard place. :rinse :metal :reload

[ana]

everyone should check out the latest mfa thesis exhibit in the art building at asu. seriously. and it's only going to be there for another week or so. quite macabre.

[viXen]

Dude...ties and plaid skirts and hawks have been around forever. WAY before Avril. Have you ever heard of Hot Topic? I personally like that whole style...but then again I don't claim to be all hardcore punk either. And I hate AVRIL because I've been dressing like this for a long time and ever since her stupid ass came out, people give me shit about wearing my studs or ties. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

I DO like Kelly Osbourne though. And Gwen Stefani. MMM...gwen.

[serota]

.keanu reeves.
.pumpernickle - that shit is so gross.
.that nasty-ass mildew smell.
.nelly and 50 cent (i think miql can agree with me there).
.septum piercings.
.dirty fingernails.
.jc penny.
.puking up martinis and sushi :(.
.tapered jeans.
.domestic beer.

[Vada]

My point was that these new "punks" (high school kids caught up in the cool thing ta do) all look like Avril because shes exploiting the style through pop. They want to be punk because shes soooo punk (gag). It's retarded. And I just don't like ties, or anything tight on my neck, it's a just a wierd thing I have.
Gwen...I used to like Gwens style, but when she started wearing the elephant capri's with stelletto heels...she lost me.

[Katie/007]

I have a septum ring- am I gross Serota? : ( : (

[ana]

it's okay, katie, i like tapered jeans :slayer

[serota]

Originally posted by Katie/007
I have a septum ring- am I gross Serota? : ( : (

no no no!!!! i should have specified that i don't like them on dirty hippie people who don't brush their teeth. you, on the other hand, are a sexy mamma jamma, so fear not!!!!

[Polytrickster]

Damn censors.... :D

[X-Gote]

- phx dnb cliques
- scottsdale
- fake ass people (90% of population)
- made up words ("y0 thats the booberclickclaut, riddim boh bow ish! ..suckawackaDOO dnb in your face!!")
- assumptions / prejudgements / stereotypes
- hair that is not attached to the body.. or grows where it shouldn't (hairy pits are fine with me unless you got buckwheat in a headlock growing)
- message board signatures that take up the whole fucking page (no im not going to turn them off in my perferences)
- photoshop wannabe's (like myself)
- excessive sarcasm
- punk ass dj's who goto clubs to talk shit about who's playing
- smart ass kids who pat each other on the backs for being smart asses
- stupid drivers on the 101 who think that switching out of the left lane to get around me will get them in pole possition.. chill the fuck out!
- old school wannabe's who pretend their not
- People that cut in line at the store and pretend that its ok then pretend not to speak english like its some game until I meet them in the parking lot and they are all "oh please don't hurt me" like I would ever lay the smack down (hehe look out for me at safeway sucka!)
- People that don't look you in the eye when your having a conversation (mostly the white people here in az.. )
- Too many white people in az! (don't get me wrong im proud to be what I am but come on there are too many white people here!)

Of course I can bitch and whine forever about why I want to move away from here, but im sure every place here in the states is no better.. so what the hell.

[Dub-U-Eff]

Originally posted by X-Gote
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- made up words ("y0 thats the booberclickclaut, riddim boh bow ish! ..suckawackaDOO dnb in your face!!")
[/B] BOOYAKASHA!!!

[X-Gote]

Originally posted by Dub-U-Eff
BOOYAKASHA!!!

at least you dont front the lifestyle. :up

[Castor]

Originally posted by X-Gote
- phx dnb cliques
- scottsdale
- fake ass people (90% of population)
- made up words ("y0 thats the booberclickclaut, riddim boh bow ish! ..suckawackaDOO dnb in your face!!")
- assumptions / prejudgements / stereotypes
- hair that is not attached to the body.. or grows where it shouldn't (hairy pits are fine with me unless you got buckwheat in a headlock growing)
- message board signatures that take up the whole fucking page (no im not going to turn them off in my perferences)
- photoshop wannabe's (like myself)
- excessive sarcasm
- punk ass dj's who goto clubs to talk shit about who's playing
- smart ass kids who pat each other on the backs for being smart asses
- stupid drivers on the 101 who think that switching out of the left lane to get around me will get them in pole possition.. chill the fuck out!
- old school wannabe's who pretend their not
- People that cut in line at the store and pretend that its ok then pretend not to speak english like its some game until I meet them in the parking lot and they are all "oh please don't hurt me" like I would ever lay the smack down (hehe look out for me at safeway sucka!)
- People that don't look you in the eye when your having a conversation (mostly the white people here in az.. )
- Too many white people in az! (don't get me wrong im proud to be what I am but come on there are too many white people here!)

Of course I can bitch and whine forever about why I want to move away from here, but im sure every place here in the states is no better.. so what the hell.

I thought the thread was things that gross you out.... not things that piss you off. I am with you on most of those though!:up

[Wes]

Originally posted by X-Gote

- People that don't look you in the eye when your having a conversation (mostly the white people here in az.. )
- Too many white people in az! (don't get me wrong im proud to be what I am but come on there are too many white people here!)



Fucking Honkeys.


:down

[Polytrickster]

Originally posted by Castor
I thought the thread was things that gross you out.... not things that piss you off. I am with you on most of those though!:up

Finally someone who payed attention to the title of the thread! Thank you Keith for giving me hope! :D

[ana]

i think mine were pretty frothing gross. and in celebration, this is my 666th post. SATAN!

[X-Gote]

Originally posted by Polytrickster
Finally someone who payed attention to the title of the thread! Thank you Keith for giving me hope! :D

smart ass kids! :raging

[X-Gote]

And how do you know it doesn't make me sick? Ive lived in a place the exact opposite of this place my whole life.

Just assume you know me.

[eternalSRH]

I thought there was too many messicans in AZ? I'm pretty sure the messicans out number the blacks and white people in AZ by now. Not that it really matters? Mmmm gwen steffani, she can wear whatever she wants.

[Vada]

Originally posted by eternalSRH
Mmmm gwen steffani, she can wear whatever she wants.

Doesn't mean I gotta like it....she was hottest with the checkered skirts and the jewel. But she'll always be a sexsay biiiitch.

[rice]

tap water :eek
gothy people :down
taking out the garbage at night. :holy shit

[Tyfanie Jayne Long]

- watching mommy dogs eat their after birth, or their kids poop

- severly broken bones

- child molestors

- my 400lb nieghbor that sits with his shirt of and his door open

- unbrushed grills

- foie gras pate

- watching hot ass chicks eat nasty ass shit on fear factor

[IonSant]

Originally posted by rice
gothy people :down


Hater

[IonSant]

-buttfries
-cockdogs
-diarrhea Burgers


-hairy tities :eek
-quieffing (sp) :domokun
-Japenese POOP porn
-Fake names of POrn Files on da internet:
like "girl gets fucked with a garden weasel."
and once you open the file full screen on your
19 inch monitor you see two doods getting it on. :down
-Smooth Jazz :reload

[Ill.ek.tro.bot]

cigarretes
guacamole
long ass yellow toenails
trance
frys electronics
captain morgans rum
period blood [sorry ladies]
the smell of curry
red meat
dos gringos

i think thats ten.?

[Vada]

Originally posted by Ill.ek.tro.bot

dos gringos



:rotfl

I agree with the guacamole....that's just nasty shit.

[dzyr]

> Bugs (any kind of bug ..... i'll freak out)
> Long toe nails
> Body hair (like the mad hair guys with squid like pit hair and a carpet for a back)
> Bad breath
> Yellow teeth
> greasy skin
> the sound of people pissing
> Big sweaty marines with no shirts on E and wearing candy bracelets
> Girls with overly HUGE BREAST IMPLANTS
> Cross Dressers
> Girls that are 400 lbs and wear clothes too small for them