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mr.mendez
04-16-2003, 04:04 PM
Saddam Starred in Gay Porn Films!
Thursday April 10, 2003




KUWAIT CITY -- Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has been caught with his pants down -- literally. A shocking 1968 porn film has surfaced, in which the flamboyant strongman appears performing raunchy homosexual acts!

The image quality of the grainy 16mm film, uncovered by the Kuwaiti secret police, is poor -- but experts who've taken a close look at the hairy-chested actor are "100 percent certain" it is a younger, trimmer Saddam.

"There is no doubt in my mind that this is Saddam -- there's no mistaking those eyes and that distinctive nose," declares Hussein biographer Sadiq al-Sabah of Kuwait, who's seen the eye-popping footage first-hand.

"It may be hard to believe that a man who now leads one of the most powerful nations in the Middle East once acted in blue movies, but to anyone familiar with how reckless and sexually promiscuous Saddam was in his youth, this will come as no surprise. It's also a known fact that the young, desperate soldier did anything for money.

"Saddam appeared in as many as 85 of these films under a variety of stage names, most frequently Omar Studdif," reveals the researcher.

Still photographs from the sizzling XXX-rated film, La'iba al-Waladaani (The Two Boys Played), were leaked to a Kuwait news magazine after authorities found it amid a stash of illicit porn in the vault of a recently deceased sheik.

Release of the pictures has resulted in howls of protest from Baghdad.

"President Hussein is the manliest of men. He would never behave in such a repugnant manner," says an Iraqi spokesman. "This is CIA propaganda."

But rumors that Saddam appeared in gay porn films in his younger days have dogged him for decades and almost torpedoed his political career when he was a rising star in the ruling Baath Socialist party.

"He was able to squelch the rumors in the past, but now it looks like the Kuwaitis have found the smoking gun," says a State Department source.

Al-Sabah claims that Saddam, then a struggling law student, acted in porn to make ends meet -- and because he was addicted to gay sex.

In the newly uncovered 86-minute prison flick, Saddam, then just 34, plays a naive young peasant who is wrongly convicted and sent to jail. He is initiated into homosexuality by a series of older and more experienced cons.

"Saddam's acting in the picture is actually quite good," al-Sabah notes. "One scene, in which he buries his face in a pillow and cries, is so touching you almost can forget you're watching a low-budget sexploitation film." -- By MIKE FOSTER

Marco
04-18-2003, 09:31 AM
Here's a pic:

http://herobuilders.com/lib/herobuilders/Spank.jpg

Consumer
04-18-2003, 09:47 AM
That's the American way! Associate evil people as being gay, because gay people are the epitome of evil! yeah!

Pureform
04-18-2003, 01:30 PM
a jumbo-tron in bagdad showing saddam getting rammed in the ass would be funny to show the iraqi citizens!:laughing

cpud
04-18-2003, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by deepfreq
That's the American way! Associate evil people as being gay, because gay people are the epitome of evil! yeah!

lighten up. christ. :down :crying

mr.mendez
04-18-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by deepfreq
That's the American way! Associate evil people as being gay, because gay people are the epitome of evil! yeah!

"EvilBase"

guess I'm a gay based label. :banana

and futher more no one told him to go and suck cock on cam, so deal with it.
:eek

Consumer
04-18-2003, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by mr.mendez
"EvilBase"

guess I'm a gay based label. :banana

and futher more no one told him to go and suck cock on cam, so deal with it.
:eek

deal with it? It didn't even happen...

http://66.165.133.65/humor/iftrue/saddam.htm

Preecha
04-18-2003, 08:04 PM
doh

Miss Jag
04-18-2003, 08:14 PM
I love snopes.com.

Speaking of--meaning I got this off snopes--and I mentioned it on a few lists today, but did you know that if you type in someone's phone number in google in this format: 123-456-7890, it'll give you that person's name, address and a map pointing out where they live? I'm not kidding. Of course, it only works if you have a published number, and recently published numbers aren't necessarily listed yet--and cell phones won't work either. I tried it with my mom's number and it didn't come up--but she only had her phone at her new house turned on last week. But both my aunts, my grandparents all come up with valid info and my number comes up with both Kevin's and my information--although they have my address wrong, much thanks to the idiots at Bellsouth who keep changing it after we keep correcting it. I don't really care, personally, because I'm listed in the phone book and therefore national directory assistance as well, so anyone can find me. But still. It's quite an invasion of privacy and the majority of people don't know about it. I guarantee you my family has NO idea about it.

Wow, I can really go on tangents, can't I!

mr.mendez
04-18-2003, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by deepfreq
deal with it? It didn't even happen...

http://66.165.133.65/humor/iftrue/saddam.htm

I was wondering how long it would last.


:laughing

Smooth Operator
04-19-2003, 01:19 AM
http://www.justinrossetti.com/albums/War/bushfuck.sized.jpg